"We are THE BEST country in the world. America cannot even come close to our excellence. We controll all your Banks. Hell, The federal reserve is controlled by the British Prime minister, Your whole Agribusiness is controlled by the French. We have the most Educated people in the World (and sexiest too).
Face it America, memorise our Map because sure as hell you'll want to live here when your country finally becomes starving in famine and your people dying on the streets to your corrupt government."